I was at Kohl's a few days ago, "expecting great things," and picking up a new belt for my upcoming interviews. Like most male shopping, this was a straight forward purchase and…
I finish grad school this spring. Which means I will have to become a real person. Which also means I'm currently in the midst of a job search. As if this weren't…
By nature, Wikipedia is an unstable source of information. For this same reason, editing wikipedia can be frustrating and the huge nerds who edit it a lot will get upset if you…
Today I received an e-mail that was both flagged with a high importance red exclamation point and requested that I send a read receipt. However, it turns out that the…
After ballroom dance class today, I was on my way back to the Engineering campus and ran into my roommate, Lee, who asked, "what are you doing over here?" -…
There only only two things in life that I enjoy waking up early for: Waking up at 5:00 AM on a badger gameday to either drink bloody marys, or as…
When we received Lady Liberty from the French in 1886 to represent our "friendship established during the American Revolution," it was a great international gesture... sort of. It dawned on me…
I'm not an Apple fan. I've never liked their GUI (possibly because I've heard it's more addicting than Marshall Applewhite was to the Heaven's Gate Cult) and would much rather…
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer! -Shaq I guess Pythagoras got it wrong back in the 500s (BC that is).
During one of my lectures in an elective I took last semester, Engineering Drawing (a terrible idea because it turned out to be a Mechanical Engineering weed out course -…