I really thought I was on to something. Something big. Something that would rival the great Halloween of 2007 – David Bowie from The Labyrinth (which recently yielded 793 hits from procrastinators on October 29). I even felt like I was doing Halloween right this year and not just going through the motions. I taught Liam about the Great Pumpkin, carved a sweet Top Gun pumpkin in honor of the recent Top Gun 2 announcement, and we even had a The League style “Adult Halloween.” Although I liked Dustin’s idea – to go as BP, spilling everyone’s drink, apologize profusely, but wait a few months to clean it up – I thought my idea was better. My big idea: a Chilean Miner. Slightly culturally insensitive, but I figured enough time had passed and who doesn’t love a good Chilean Miner Soap Opera. So I went on Amazon and picked up the needed supplies (i.e. a hard hat and a Chile 2010 World Cup t-shirt).
The cheapest hard hat Amazon had to offer
Should have been a clear sign that my costume was in no way original
It turns out the Amazon was on to something – everyone in the world went as a Chilean Miner this year. Nonetheless, I did my best:
A friend of mine recently told me that my posts should be shorter and more frequent. Unfortunately life’s been too busy lately and I haven’t even had time for this. I suppose I’ll give it a whirl…
||Top Credit Card Transactions of 2009
||I had to front my whole Stadium Bar volleyball team’s entrance fee (and they have a pitcher race).
||WAL-MART US STORES
||Walmart is too cheap and I’m too poor.
||KOHL CENTER ATHLETIC O/L
||My Halloween costume
||AMOCO CAT CES
||I don’t drive a hydrogen car
||Riley has good wine
||STATE STREET BRATS
||COURTYARD BY MARRIOTT
||San Diego Interview
||EXXONMOBIL CAT OUTSIDE
||My car is green but not “green”
||I hate the environment
||AMYS CAFE INC
||Half price drinks
||The real KK needs no explanation…
I have a feeling that once I’m out of school my days of having the Stadium Bar as my number one transaction are numbered. I do have valid reasons for everything on the list though. This “short” post ended up being medium length. Good thing my project team chose to meet at 9:00 AM tomorrow (Saturday)…
Not to be too boastful about it, but since I started college in Madison, each year for Halloween, I have out done my costume from the previous year. Now some people may not be too impressed by this, but when you set the bar as high as Tony Perkis from Heavy Weights, outdoing myself has become a challenge, even a burden, and I’m not one to disappoint. As a result, people would probably be surprised to know that I have already been giving some thought to costume ideas for this year, which steered my thoughts towards two things:
- Halloween in Madison has gotten progressively worse every year that I’ve been in college. Is it even worth going to “Freakfest” this year? Even my brother back in college talked about how each year State Street Halloween sucked more and more as police tried to make the event more and more safe by using more and more pepper spray. Ever since the city put their hand in Halloween planning it has down right sucked. I didn’t go last year and probably won’t this year. Why should I buy a ticket so that I can stand on State Street under stadium lighting and sober up for three hours? I think I would rather spend this year’s Halloween watching Hocus Pocus.
- I also began thinking of all of the costumes I’ve had over the years, and as a result, I’m proud to present my top four Halloween costumes of all time:
#4: Diamonds in the Rough
#3: Tony Perkis
#2: Nickelodeon Guts Athlete
#1: David Bowie
|When I was still a senior in High School Dave and I managed to convince our mom that I should go to Halloween in Madison. Dave, Mike, and I were Diamonds in the Rough and walked around playing Neil Diamond Songs all night.
||My first Halloween in Madison I was Tony Perkis (Ben Stiller from Heavy Weights). Andrew also mooched off of my costume idea and was my sidekick “Lars.”
||For my second Madison Halloween I was a Nickelodeon Guts athlete, complete with a piece of the glowing rock.
||This past year I was David Bowie from the 1986 movie The Labyrinth. This movie was recently made popular again by the Flight of the Conchords skit, but I had been hoping to someday make this my Halloween costume ever since Nick brought the movie over to my basement back in High School. If nothing else, despite spending over $100, this costume not only made for a tremendous walk home on the Sunday after Halloween, but also earned me a spot on College Humor.
Update: 12-12-08: I began e-mailing my logos for both the Nickelodeon Guts costume and the Tony Perkis costume to a few people, but at this point, so many people have requested them that I’ve decided to just post them here for download.